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Impatient game reviews in a under a hundred words.

Anthem

Anthem

Posted on February 17, 2019February 17, 2019 By Kelduum

Most Likely a Funeral Dirge for BioWare

The Witness

The Witness

Posted on April 22, 2017March 29, 2022 By Kelduum

Jonathan Blow follows up Braid with a beautiful well-paced puzzler.

Ghost Recon: Wildlands

Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands

Posted on March 20, 2017 By Kelduum

Four guys go to Bolivia, and quietly take down a drug cartel. Maybe.

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Posted on March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 By Kelduum

Guerilla out-Ubisofts Ubisoft with an excellent open world adventure.

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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare 1

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Posted on February 18, 2017March 19, 2017 By Kelduum

Call of Duty goes to space and brings a decent military shooter along.

The Swindle 1

The Swindle

Posted on January 31, 2017March 15, 2017 By Kelduum

A delightfully old school stealth platform in the style of the 8-bit classics.

Titanfall 2

Titanfall 2

Posted on January 31, 2017March 21, 2017 By Kelduum

The second Titanfall title proves the single-player campaign was worth the wait.

Overwatch

Overwatch

Posted on January 30, 2017January 31, 2017 By Kelduum

Blizzards take on the team-based FPS is as polished as you’d expect.

Destiny

Destiny

Posted on January 29, 2017January 31, 2017 By Kelduum

Bungie repeats their “30 seconds of fun”, but with Diablo-style loot and space wizards.

EVE Online

EVE Online

Posted on January 29, 2017January 31, 2017 By Kelduum

A true sandbox, filled with tens of thousands of people, all trying to stab each other in the back.

Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy XV

Posted on January 29, 2017March 19, 2017 By Kelduum

A magical royal boy band go on a road trip and get very distracted.

Watch_Dogs 2

Watch_Dogs 2

Posted on January 28, 2017March 19, 2017 By Kelduum

Self-aware Grand Theft Auto, mashed up with the 90’s movie Hackers and the Mr Robot TV series.

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